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EVERYONE WANTS TO BE MILK

get real.

PLAY GET REAL QUEST NOW

PLAY GET REAL QUEST NOW

Real-ify the world in our exclusive throw-back 8-bit game.

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why does everyone want to be milk these days?

We believe imitation is the best form of flattery, but when it comes to nutrition and authenticity, nothing beats the real thing. As dairy milk, we love being the real OG that benefits overall health inside and out. See for yourself why real milk is the undisputed champion below.

  • REAL MILK
    Vitamin b2
    Maximizes energy and maintains skin and eye health
    OCTOPUS MILK
    vitamin 8
    Multiplies contact across surfaces, leaving a slimy residue
  • REAL MILK
    Protein
    Supports your body’s growth and muscle regeneration
    Alien Milk
    Antenna protein
    Supports antenna growth and regeneration
  • REAL MILK
    Calcium
    Keeps your bones strong and healthy
    Unicorn Tears Milk
    Mythic Minerals
    Fortifies horn growth and color
  • REAL MILK
    Vitamin D
    Increases calcium absorption to fuel well-being
    Gummy Milk
    vitamin s
    Increases squish levels for a gummier well-being
  • REAL MILK
    Magnesium
    Supports muscles, nerves, and a healthy heartbeat
    Bee Milk
    Buzz-k oxide
    Supports stinging power and wing speed
  • REAL MILK
    Selenium
    Protects cells against damage with antioxidant power
    Salmon Milk
    scale-nium
    Strengthens scales with pro-oxidant power

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Top Scores
1 BIGPOOPSAM 512
2 10KHP 315
3 BIGPOOPSAM 205
4 BIGPOOPSAM 194
5 TOPGUN 181
6 JAMMAN 179
7 RAMBO 171
8 ALONZOG_MODESTO_NIGGA 167
9 TAUBACCA 162
10 HERO 153
11 STANTHEMAN 153
12 ALONZOG-MODESTONIGGA 150
13 ALONZOG_MODESTO_NIGGA 143
14 TAUBACCA 135
15 BRYNSANITY 134
16 EXPERT 130
17 INFERNO 130
18 STARK 122
19 PARKER 117
20 BIGPOOPSAM 115
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